i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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