he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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