The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
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