His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
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