They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
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