i don't like sucking hair
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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