I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
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