Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
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