no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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