it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
Randomize
