we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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