I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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