its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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