I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
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