im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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