Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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