talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
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