I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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