Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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