Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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