yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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