dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
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