There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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