id be glad to
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
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