So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
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