you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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