Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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