Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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