it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
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