Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
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