wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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