who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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