You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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