He is an equal opportunity slut.
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
Randomize
