weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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