Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
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