I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
i drank out of a bidet.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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