the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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