I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
My life is pants optional.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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