the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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