Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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