Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
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