I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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