Taylor Swift is so right about you.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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