Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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