btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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