i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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