that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
He uses pillows to masturbate.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
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