Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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