Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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