So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
Iām excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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