Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
the gays at disneyland are vicious
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
They took my balls.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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