I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
Randomize
