porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
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