My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
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