We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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