Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
I'm really busy with my period
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