It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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