Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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