He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
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