After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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